Good: Your son joins a rock band
Bad: He get's kicked from the band.
Worse: The band manager is your ex.
Good: Your boyfriend is in a cool band.
Bad: You see a rating at the bottom of the lyrics 2/10.
Worse: The song is about how well you did in bed.
Good: Your daughter finds love on a chat site.
Bad: This boy sounds like a perv.
Worse: The guy who called your daughter is your cousin.
Worse than that: That wig he is wearing is ugly.
Good: Your son wants to take a shower after practice.
Bad: His dad is already in the shower.
Worse: He walked in on his dad.
Worse than that: He wants to be a girl now.
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